w5 saturday: group d

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group d discussion: tamamori, kawase, shin, herlock, xingqiu, chongyun

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ROUND 3

[unsinksyourship]

I'm starting to get too tired to think this through too hard. They seem like it too. So I say we just leave this one up to fate.

[Tamamori probably isn't still flopped for this but he definitely looks like he wishes he still was!! Sighs!!!!!]

[undertakings]

Well, that's what we've been doing up till now.

But do we need to discuss who needs to be carried for this round?

[Like, Chongyun is one of the obvious ones, and then probably Tamamori.]

[cloudalike]

I'm fine... [ He's not. ] If anything, I think I should step in first, in case there's another trap.

[herlocksholmes]

Don't overexert yourself. You seemed especially distressed by the fire last time.

[cloudalike]

All the more reason...! I can't let it defeat me.

[fabulation]

[ ......... ]

No.

I can handle stepping in first this time, if we're talking about who is going first and whatnot.

[cloudalike]

But Xingqiu -

[fabulation]

...I know you just want to help.

And you can, but all I am asking is just that you take it a little easier this time.

[cloudalike]

[ He would be more ready to argue, but as always Xingqiu is right, so he backs down with a sigh. ]

... Alright. I promise to try.

[ BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO XINGQIU... ]

[unsinksyourship]

If you fall into the trap in the wrong way somehow, it really won't end well, you know.

[REMEMBER THE BEAR TRAPS]

[cloudalike]

They won't let us die.

[ Probably. ]

[unsinksyourship]

Sometimes death comes faster than even a robot...

[Which is an absurd sentence but he's also?? Kind of serious?? In his weird way.]

[undertakings]

It would still be a problem if you were too injured to move.

[But also how portable is Chongyun anyway...?!]

[cloudalike]

[ Very! He's like 5'3"-5'4". ]

... As long as it's not fire again, I'll manage.

[unsinksyourship]

Hmmm... Well, who can carry, anyway? That guy, and?

['That guy' with a vague gesture at Sholmes.]

[undertakings]

I can.

[He says, despite looking... well, not noodly but definitely on the slender side. But look, just trust him.]

[unsinksyourship]

[Dude, he watched you murderate the shit out of a fellow noodle, he has at least a noodle or three's worth of faith.]

Well, if you say so. But aren't you connected to him?

[Do they really want linked partners being the ones sustaining all the damage. Hm.]

[undertakings]

I am. But I don't think it would make much of a difference... I wouldn't drop someone.

[Well, unless the next trap involves fucking up his arms i guess?? But that wouldn't go well for whoever he was carrying anyway.]

[teidaisei]

It's not a matter of "can".

[ Kawase can absolutely carry someone but. He is Kawase. ]

[unsinksyourship]

[Instantly:]

You're not allowed. And it's definitely a matter of "can", but it doesn't matter!

[teidaisei]

[ Kawase raises an eyebrow and then— yes he is going to attempt to carry Tamamori. The style depends on how feisty the response is, but bridal and potato sack variety are both on the table. ]

Too bad, doctor's orders.

[unsinksyourship]

[He instantly starts struggling because wow??? Cuts himself short after a second and just tries to hang on to the ground like when you're trying to pick up a cat and it makes itself long.]

Y-You idiot! You've got doctor's orders yourself, did you forget?!

[teidaisei]

My orders cancel them out. So be quiet. [ He is still attempting this long cat attempt, who will win!?!? ]

[unsinksyourship]

[He's going to be extremely stubborn because he is Like This. Digging his hands into the dirt?? Trying to fling some dirt at Kawase to make him stop????]

Your orders are stupid and don't count, let me go!!

[teidaisei]

[ Wow? Straight dropping him goodbye. ]

I forgot worms belong in the dirt.